Mar 052011

Usually I experience extreme prejudice regarding my abilities to host a  school fundraiser on account of my notorious penchant for blue humor and creative profanity. So thank God The Right Brain Ball is an adult-only event even though the purpose is to raise money for Atlanta Neighborhood Charter School. And by “adult-only,” I don’t mean I’ll wear the purple pasties I save for those occasions when the crowd’s attention tends to wander. I mean this is a night out for parents sans the little sprogettes. Much hoopla will be had, including a full bar and food catered by Endive. But the real reason to attend is the auction items (other than, you know, the future of humanity). I personally like the Bahamas getaway to a private island, which includes private jet service. Last time I went I ended up in Jamaica for five days at the estate of Oscar Hammerstein (of Rogers and Hammerstein fame). I think I paid $1.50 tops, so get yer asses out there tonight to rake in the deals and do what you can to keep the world from devolving into a big wad of wasted potential.

The Right Brain Ball — TONIGHT! with Host Hollis Gillespie

(Tickets will be available at the door for $30 — includes a feast fit for kings and the chance to walk off with truckloads of amazing stuff for pennies on the dollar.)

The 8th Annual Auction and Raffle Benefiting
The Neighborhood Charter School and
Atlanta Charter Middle School
Saturday, March 5th, 2011 at 5:00 p.m.
at 200 Peachtree Street, Atlanta GA