May 19–20 – The Shocking Real-Life Book Writers Boot Camp Weekend — This is not your average writer’s retreat! This is a lively, active, results-oriented symposium of creative and accomplished authors, attendees and answers to the questions that have been dogging you for years regarding how to go about getting a book deal . . . Read more

June 24 – Atlanta’s Most Popular Blogging Workshop — This is Atlanta’s Most Popular Blogging Workshop! If you’ve been thinking about starting a blog or if you’ve already started one, this workshop will teach you how to sharpen its concept, write better posts, rank higher on Google, triple your traffic and start making money . . . Read more

June 24 – Turn Your Blog into a Profit-Making Business — Learn how to discover and leverage your blogging voice, develop killer content, effectively analyze your stats and blog traffic, increase your readership and develop loyalty and improve your “findability” on Google! Read more

Dates Vary – The Pitch Doctor with Hollis Gillespie Here’s a secret, you don’t need to have a finished manuscript to get a book deal. All you need is an amazing idea and as little as 10 pages. I’ve helped scores of writers get book deals and agent representation, you’re next . . . Read more

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A Novel Writing Getaway to Jump Start Your Novel

May 19–20, 2012

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This is not your average writer’s retreat! This writing seminar is a lively, active, results-oriented symposium of creative and accomplished authors, attendees and answers to the questions that have been dogging you for years regarding how to go about getting a book deal. At the end of this book-writing retreat you will have a surmountable format for mapping out your book, the components you need to pitch a literary agent, including the agent contact information and the sample pages you need to send the agent. So, with that said, what’s stopping you?

Okay, you have a fantastic idea for a book — but do you know how to begin, finish, and sell it? Or let’s say you’ve already finished a manuscript, but now you’re at an impasse trying to get the attention of agents and publishers.Whether you’re at the idea stage or in the home stretch, this weekend will show you how to navigate the competitive world of book publishing and get your project sold.

“I wanted to THANK YOU, Hollis, for your workshop. It played a crucial role in being able to complete and submit a successful book proposal.” Rachael Brownell, who became a best-selling author after taking the Shocking Real-Life “Develop and Sell Your Memoir” workshop. She’s since been featured on the Today Show, Good Morning America and NPR’s Weeken Edition as a result of her book, Mommy Doesn’t Drink Here Anymore (2009).

“Hollis’ workshop gave me the confidence I needed to continue following my dream of becoming a published author. [It] was key to helping me fine-tune my proposal, and her personal involvement in my journey has been invaluable.” Lisa Baron, Shocking Real Life graduate and award-winning columnist, who landed a book deal with Citadel for her memoir, Life of the Party; A Political Press Tart Bares All. It’s a Chelsea Handler-meets-George Stephanopoulos exploration of the dismantling of the conservative movement — and why young (drinking, chain-smoking, and, well, you get it) political campaign staffers sometimes go rogue.

Warning: This is a retreat for people serious about publishing a book (which is not to say you have to take yourself too seriously) — that said, (seriously) we are not in the business of hyping pipe dreams. The last thing we want to put you through is a litany of anemic sessions in which people sit around and bloviate about the difficulties of getting a book deal. The Shocking Real-Life Atlanta Book-Writing Boot Camp is an active writing retreat spanning an entire weekend devoted to your book, your idea for your book, formatting your book, writing your book, getting an agent for your book, selling your book to a publisher PLUS a special side workshop on how to write, publish and sell a profitable eBook. If you have an idea for a book — and especially if you have been sitting on your idea for a book — you owe it to yourself to enroll in this Shocking Real life writers boot camp hosted by best selling humor writer Hollis Gillespie.

Reserve Your Spot Now!

The Shocking Real-Life Book Writing Boot Camp with Hollis Gillespie on May 19–20, 2012

Price: $374* 100% Safe and Secure – We are PayPal verified. (SRL Alumni, click here to sign up at your discount) Click now and you’ll get an immediate email confirming your seat. Instant confirmation only available online. (To pay by check, see below) *Includes food, snacks, pot luck, beverages, champagne and inappropriate conversation. (See the end of this post for Atlanta class location.)
GIFT this class to someone you love! Enrollees will receive a gorgeous gift certificate attached to your confirmation email (if I do say so my own damn self). Printable, and ready to put under a bow! WOW, how great will THAT look ?

Whether you’re at the idea stage or in the home stretch, this weekend will show you how to navigate the competitive world of book publishing and get your project sold.

  • In this workshop, you’ll learn:
  • The marketability of your idea, and how to make it more so
  • How to pitch an agent for representation and write the perfect query
  • What publishers and agents are really looking for and what they hate
  • How to avoid the most common rookie mistakes
  • Which pages to send to a literary agent as a sample of your work (hint: It’s rarely the very first pages)
  • How publishing houses and literary agencies benefit the author
  • How to decipher the miasma of advances, royalties, subsidiary rights, foreign rights, and dramatic rights

Hollis Gillespie and a collective of other successful authors will share their secrets to unclogging your creative arteries so you can tell the world what you’ve been telling your friends all this time; that your book idea is a slam dunk, and now it’s time to cash it in. She and the other co-hosts will offer their candid critiques, suggestions for selling your work, and answer all your questions about breaking into book publishing.

Here’s some more things you will learn:

  • How to pick an eye-grabbing title.
  • Which genre best suits your idea (Memoir? Novel? Self-help? Humor?)
  • When it’s permissible to embroider, improvise, and reorder real-life events.
  • Exactly how to format your pitch letter.
  • Exactly which agent to pitch (including contact info).
  • How and when to contact agents.
  • The difference between an illuminating essay and a journal entry.

And that’s not all, classes come with complimentary booze and fingerfood, as well as inappropriate conversation and other basic essentials for unleashing creativity and unlocking buried memories. Classes fill up quickly, so sign-up now!

Coming from out of town? CLICK HERE to save up to 67% on a local hotel stay courtesy of HalfOffDepot.com.

The Shocking Real Life Book-Writing Boot Camp Itinerary:

Saturday:

11:00 a.m.–5 p.m.

  • Morning One-Hour Workshop hosted by Hollis Gillespie or a renowned guest speaker, such as magazine editor, author and agent-nabber Stephanie Davis. Learn the slew of rookie mistakes that keep your manuscript from the eyes of a literary agent, and the surprisingly simple insider tricks that put your pitch ahead of all the others.
  • Continental Breakfast — coffee, tea, hot cocoa, etc. (doughnuts will definitely make a showing).
  • Introductory discussion with Hollis Gillespie, topics to include finding an agent and publisher for your manuscript, determining the genre of your book, breaking down doors and ass-kicking writing techniques.
  • Lunch is served with complimentary mimosas and inappropriate conversation (useful for dislodging buried creativity). Menu to include 5-cheese flatbread, mushroom-and-spinach flatbread, deli spirals, fresh fruit and POT LUCK!. Coffee, tea and snacks will also be available throughout the day during workshops.
  • Initial individual assessment of attendees’ manuscripts and ideas for manuscripts. Here is your chance to work on the preliminary format, working title and pointsof an elevator pitch for your manuscipt or manuscript idea. Anytime you pitch to an agent, you need to sum up your book in one sentence. It’s harder than it sounds, and believe it or not it often falls to this precise sentence to make or break an agent’s decision to take you on as a client.
  • Writing exercises. Material assessment. Homework distribution. (Yep. Homework, though we don’t make you sit in a corner if you don’t turn it in the next day.) (It’s fun homework, though, so you will want to do it.)
  • After 5 p.m. Happy hour at Elliott St. Pub, a true writer’s hangout just steps away.

Sunday:

11:00 a.m.–5 p.m.

  • Continental breakfast.
  • Format your book, pitch an agent, learn to avoid rookie mistakes AS WELL AS learn the secrets that will put you ahead of 80 percent of the competition — it’s Hollis Gillespie’s sure-fire formula that has helped DOZENS of people get agent representation and/or book deals.
  • Material assessment. Choosing the pages to present to the agent. (Hint: It’s almost never the very first pages.) How to treat, clean, edit and prepare your pages for presentation to an editor. Writing exercises.
  • Lunch with complimentary mimosas and inappropriate conversation (marvelous for unblocking buried creativity)
  • Afternoon workshop: The Con Game: Keeping Confidence That Your Work Will Work, hosted by Pulitzer Prize nominee Charles McNair, whose first novel, Land O’Goshen (St. Martin’s Press) received a Pulitzer Prize nomination for fiction and critical acclaim from the New York Times Book Review, Washington Post, and other venerated publications . This workshop is a personal approach to helping writers who haven’t broken through to keep believing they will. Charles will discuss the little ways you can build and nourish confidence along the way, until the novel is ready to be born, or the big work. “This is a topic that really deeply matters to me, since I struggled 10 years before a first book was ready,” says Charles. His novel, Land O’ Goshen (St. Martin’s Press, 1994) received a Pulitzer Prize nomination for fiction and was critically acclaimed by The New York Times and Washington Post.
  • Each attendee will be assigned the contact info of a literary agent who is in the market for their type of material, and by the end of the weekend they will have a pitch letter formulated to attract that agent, a workable format for their manuscript plus 10 sample pages to include with their agent pitch.
  • Your goal, by the end of this book-writers boot camp, is to have completed a professionally written query package to pitch your book, which includes a surmountable and creative format for your manuscript or book idea, a researched, completed pitch letter to a literary agent, and 10 professionally edited and treated sample pages to include with your query. Just give us this one weekend! Your life will change.

Jay Leno, Hollis GillespieHollis Gillespie

Syndicated humor columnist and author of the popular Atlanta magazine’s popular backpage column. Gillespie is also the best-selling author of three memoirs (titled Bleachy-Haired Bitch; Tales from a Bad Neighborhood, Confessions of a Recovering Slut and Other Love Stories, and Trailer Trashed; My Dubious Attempts Toward Upward Mobility) based on her blog, the rights of which were purchased for television by Paramount. She is also a radio commentator for NPR and Georgia Public Broadcasting, the personal-essay judge for the Writers Digest annual creative-writing competition, a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, television writer and not to mention accomplished trapeze artist (not really, but she’s very bendy).

Reserve Your Spot Now! to attend the Shocking Real-Life Book Writing Boot Camp with Hollis Gillespie May 19–20, 2012

Price: $374*100% Safe and Secure – We are PayPal verified. (SRL Alumni, click here to sign up at your discount) Click now and you’ll get an immediate email confirming your seat.

Instant confirmation only available online.

GIFT this class to someone you love! Upon request, enrollees will receive a gorgeous gift certificate attached to your confirmation email (if I do say so my own damn self). Printable, and ready to put under a bow! WOW, how great will THAT look ?

* Includes food, snacks, pot luck, beverages, champagne and inappropriate conversation.

Location:

cbp buttonThe Shocking Real Life Academy is located in the historic Castleberry Artist district in Atlanta! Click HERE for directions from your location to our space at 311 Nelson Ave., Atlanta, GA 30313. (It’s a large shopfront facing the street. Free covered parking is available, just turn into the covered parking garage next to J.R. Crickets.)

Coming from out of town? CLICK HERE to save up to 67% on another local hotel stay courtesy of HalfOffDepot.com.

Click HERE for a sample of some more Shocking Real Life Alumni Success Stories!

What past participants say about the Shocking Real-Life Writing Seminar

  • “I made contact (totally used your letter) with a friend’s agent at Writer’s House. It worked! Now he wants to see the proposal. They loved the idea. Thanks again! The class was great.” — Stephanie Davis, Editor, skirt! Magazine
  • “Hollis, thanks for being in touch so quickly. Your seminar rocked!! I want to be one of your successes. I’ll start with [the agent you suggested] and if a rejection, will just keep going. I did not even realize I was so on fire about getting this book out there, until I felt the full Hollis Effect!!” — Susan Campbell
  • “Hollis Gillespie’s writing workshop was the best I’ve ever attended. Hollis was extremely encouraging and helpful in both creative and procedural modes. And the yellow theme with the mimosas worked at a deep level of community which added to the enjoyment of the whole experience.” — David Ryback
  • “Hollis is a rule-breaker who will teach you things you won’t hear anywhere else. If you don’t care about political correctness and want to learn a proven tactic to get an agent’s attention, Hollis can show you the way.” — Debbie Unterman
  • “Hollis and crew were positive and upbeat. ‘Can’t’ wasn’t spoken. The environment and food were ‘quirky and fun,’ one of the underlying themes of the workshop and Hollis’s principles: build a support system of writers, share your work and contacts, and hit the send, send, send button on your computer made sense. The agent list was an added bonus.” — Lynn Hesse
  • “The Hollis Gillespie workshop was money well spent and the day went by very quickly! Hollis took time with each person to help them clarify details of the story that they’d like to tell, develop a creative title, found similar books to use as examples in a pitch letter and provided a list with a recommendation of an agent (or agents) to contact. Hollis gave concise, realistic feedback to each person. As an added bonus, Michael Alvear spoke and each offered excellent advice. I came home and began work immediately on my story! I’m impressed by Hollis and Michael’s philosophy of helping other writers. Thank you for offering this wonderful seminar to AtlantaWriters Club members.” — Sharon LeMaster
  • “It was a great experience and nice to sit around a table with others who are dealing with the same obstacles I am. I liked the advice given to ignore conventions and rules when querying agents and publishers which I will paraphrase: as long as it’s well written, go for it regardless of the ‘supposed’ hurdles or rules. Receiving a rejection doesn’t necessarily mean you’re work isn’t any good or you didn’t follow the rules. I liked having published authors talk about their personal experiences and paths to success using somewhat unconventional means. I spent part of yesterday putting the advice in practice and sent out several queries with an entirely different attitude.” — Kathy Lewis

Questions? For more information contact Hollis.
  • Reserve Your Spot Now! to attend the Shocking Real-Life Book Writing Boot Camp with Hollis Gillespie May 19–20, 2012
    Price: $374* 100% Safe and Secure – We are PayPal verified. (SRL Alumni, click here to sign up at your discount) Click now and you’ll get an immediate email confirming your seat. Instant confirmation only available online. (To pay by check, see below) *Includes food, snacks, pot luck, beverages, champagne and inappropriate conversation. (See the end of this post for Atlanta class location.)
  • GIFT this class to someone you love! Upon request, enrollees will receive a gorgeous gift certificate attached to your confirmation email (if I do say so my own damn self). Printable, and ready to put under a bow! WOW, how great will THAT look ?

    Location:

    cbp buttonThe Shocking Real Life Academy is located in the historic Castleberry Artist district in Atlanta! Click HERE for directions from your location to our space at 311 Nelson Ave., Atlanta, GA 30313. (It’s a large shopfront facing the street. Free covered parking is available, just turn into the covered parking garage next to the restaurant space with yellow awnings.)

 

Join writer, designer and social media snark shark Jami Howard and Social Mediaologist, Dawn Gartin for a full day of social media workshops!

Saturday, April 21st from 10am-5pm @ Shocking Real Life

Between Jami’s wildly popular Facebook Pages Workshop and Dawn’s targeted expertise with Twitter and Linkedin, by the time you leave this workshop, we’ll be following YOU on social channels.

Jami Howard has been teaching social media and blogging workshops through Shocking Real Life and elsewhere in the Atlanta and Athens area since October of 2010. She is ready to help you ROCK your online presence and brings a no-nonsense, practical teaching style that gives you meat and potatoes, not just fluffy theory. If you’re ready to really take your social presence on line to the next level, you better get your seat in this workshop!

Dawn Gartin has been a corporate trainer and business consultant and is now your Social Mediaologist and stands by her conviction that social media is a party – Plan, Act, Reply, Test, You Measure! She’s made her mark on Twitter and LinkedIn and is ready to share some of her secrets with you! Don’t miss her!

Facebook – Setting up your Timeline & ROCKING it!

10am-1pm with Jami Howard – $79.00

Are you ready to take your Facebook Page to the next level?

  • Learn how to set up your new Timeline for your Page
  • Best practices for marketing on Facebook
  • Overview of Advertising on Facebook
  • Tips & Hidden Tricks
  • Tracking your progress using Insights
  • Two hours with Jami, the Facebook Whisperer
  • Personal attention to your specific problems
Get up to speed with Facebook and take control of your online presence.

Twitter - The Tweet that Pays: Small Biz and Twitter

1pm-3pm with Dawn Gartin – $59.00

As a small business owner/operator do you ask:

  • Why would I want to use Twitter?
  • How do I get started on Twitter?
  • How much time per day should I spend on Twitter?
  • How frequently should I tweet to make it worthwhile?
  • How can I drive people to my website through Twitter?
  • What’s a hashtag and how do they work?
  • What is proper Twitter etiquette?

Leave empowered with knowledge and tools for your business’ Twitter strategy.

LinkedIn - Don’t be on LinkedIn, “own” LinkedIn!

3pm-5pm with Dawn Gartin – $59.00

  • Do you want to be in front of your ideal prospects, elevate your profile, build your network and find more business?
  • Are you on LinkedIn but need to know how to work it for success?

Join us for making the most of your LinkedIn account:

  • Maximize visibility
  • Share profitable updates
  • Find your audience
  • Build relationships
  • Best practices for building strategic alliances

Register for all three workshops and attend the full-day of social media training!

The full day of workshops will be $179, a savings of nearly $20.

Use the drop-down on the registration button below to select the workshops you’d like to attend!

Workshop Selection

As always, you’ll be able to partake in the booze and snacks that have made Jami famous (hush!) and folks registering for the full-day will receive a catered lunch.

Check out what people are saying about these kick-ass instructors:

“Working with Dawn was a breeze. It’s one thing to know a topic, it’s another to be able to teach it. Dawn gave clear and concise information on “my” level. Best of all she was patient with me.”

~ Jon Schwartz

“Jami provides down to earth, practical instruction on the things that matter most in the world of social media. I’m amazed how two hours of class can propel an entire communications strategy and still be fun! Thanks for being an amazing resource, Jami!”

~ Kristi Taylor

“Dawn is an excellent speaker on the subject of social media networking. She is able to simplify the social media process for all audiences with various levels of experience and SM knowledge. She is sincere about helping individuals learn about the different SM platforms available. Keep it up Dawn!”

~ Reid Casey

“Jami not only understands the nuts and bolts of Social Media, she can engineer a plan for you to succeed in marketing. Her best quality? She helps you figure it all out and make sense of an ever changing Facebook world!”

~ Peter Wood

 What are you waiting for?!? Sign yer asses up immediately!

Shocking Real Life alumni that are interested in registering, contact Jami to get the discounted rate.

 
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